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Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

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Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

Freshly posted on Slack:

We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

Reported on Instagram:

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

Live now on Reddit:

Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Spotted on Twitch:

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Just landed via Reddit:

Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

Going viral on Slack:

I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

Breaking via YouTube:

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

Going viral on Discord:

If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

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Funny LGBTQ quotes

Funny LGBTQ quotes bring all the rainbow vibes 🌈 and laughter 😂 together in one fabulous package! Whether you’re looking to brighten your day or share some witty pride humor with friends, these gems are here to celebrate love, identity, and everything in between with a cheeky twist. Ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even snort? Let’s dive into the colorful world of humor that’s as bold and brilliant as you are! 🎉✨

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Share →: Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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"When they finally have a brunch together, the universe might implode from the awkward silence. 🌈🥐😅"
3 months ago
Share →: Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

Commentary:
"Gay? Oh no, that's so last season! It's all about being a fabulous person of rainbow now! 🏳️‍🌈✨ Who needs just one color when you can have a whole rainbow, right? 🌈😂 #TasteTheRainbow"
4 months ago
Share →: I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

Commentary:
"Looks like the LGBTQ acronym always keeps people guessing! 🤔 But hey, who needs a 'straight' answer when you can have a fabulous one instead? 🌈😄"

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Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.”

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Work is the worst video game ever.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

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Freshly posted on X:

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

Just landed via Telegram:

Weddings should have a worst man.

Making waves on Instagram:

Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

Just landed via Threads:

Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

Just shared via Telegram:

Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

Spotted on YouTube:

It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Reported on WhatsApp:

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

Shared recently on Messenger:

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

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