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Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Seen just now on X:

Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

Shared recently on X:

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

Making waves on Telegram:

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

Spotted on Facebook:

Another Monday that no one asked for.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.

Making waves on Discord:

If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

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94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

25 shares on Reddit this month:

“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

43 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

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15 folks are currently checking 👀

“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

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Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I would prefer not to.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

My recliner and I go way back.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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15,269

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

Just landed via Pinterest:

No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

Going viral on Discord:

Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.

Going viral on TikTok:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

Trending via TikTok:

Y’all shivering in this cold cause them Shein jackets made outta paper towels.

Seen just now on Threads:

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

Trending via X:

The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

Going viral on Reddit:

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

Just landed via Telegram:

Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

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