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What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

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I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

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Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

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Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

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Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

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Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

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‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

Just landed via YouTube:

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

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I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

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Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

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Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

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Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

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I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

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Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

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Funny life observation quotes bring a burst of laughter 😂 and a fresh perspective 🌟 to everyday moments. They highlight the quirks 🤪, ironies 😆, and unexpected twists of life that we all experience but rarely notice. Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even snort 🤭 as you dive into these witty gems that remind us life’s too short not to laugh at ourselves! 🎉✨

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Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

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Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

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Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

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My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

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The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

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No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

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Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

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Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.

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Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

Trending via Discord:

The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Shopping is the only exercise I need.

Just landed via Facebook:

Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

Spotted on Reddit:

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

Making waves on Slack:

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Making waves on Threads:

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

Spreading quickly via X:

No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

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Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

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