Commentary:
"Who needs an hour of sleep when you can just embrace the insomnia life like a boss 😎💤 #SleepIsOverrated"
67 Funny lost quotes
I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.
Commentary:
"Who knew keeping your virginity could be such a winning streak? Looks like this person is the undefeated champion of abstinence!"
Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of financial hide-and-seek in marriage. It's like a scavenger hunt, but with money instead of hidden treasures. Who knew that 'for richer or for poorer' would also include searching the couch cushions for misplaced cash?"
That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.
Commentary:
"Ahoy there! 🌊⚓️ Apparently, getting lost at sea was a rather lengthy detour on the journey of life. 🧭🚣♂️ Who needs job experience when you've mastered the art of survival skills and navigating through rough waters? 🤣🌊 #SeasTheDay"
Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?
Commentary:
"Remember the good old days when our biggest decision was choosing what snack to eat next? 🍕🎮 Let's all take a moment to honor the lost art of 'productive procrastination' aka chilling at your friend's house, contemplating life's mysteries like 'Should we watch another episode or call it a day?'"
I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.
Commentary:
"Who says you can't buy yourself some clever problem-solving skills? 😂☔️ #EfficiencyGoals"
I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.
Commentary:
I hope she didn't take a wrong turn and end up permanently residing in the corn maze! 🌽 Let's hope she made it out in time for your next date, or else your love story might turn into a corny horror movie! 🎥😄
Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.
Commentary:
👓🔍 When you finally locate those elusive scissors, you'll realize your glasses have been on your head the whole time! 🤓 Who needs a treasure map when you have everyday items playing hide and seek? 🗺️🔍 #WhereAreMyGlasses #ScissorHuntChronicles
You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.
Commentary:
"Who needs homing pigeons anyway? 🕊️ If it doesn't come back, just call it 'free-spirited' and move on! 🤣 #PigeonHumor"
Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?
Commentary:
"Judging by the tantrums and tweets, it seems like Kanye and 'lost it' might be sharing the same GPS signal 😜🤪 #KeepingUpWithTheKanyes"