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Share →: For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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Well, that would certainly make for a busy doctor! 🚨🩺 Imagine being on-call 24/7 just in case someone needed you to play a game of Operation! Looks like we've found a new spinoff show – "Grey's Anatomy: Oncall Edition"! 🤣 #DoctorDrama
4 months ago
Share →: Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

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"Well, I guess being a doctor does come with some perks – who knew playing whack-a-mole on your knee could be a stress-reliever? 🤪💉 #DoctorLife"
6 months ago
Share →: If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

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🦸‍♂️ "If you're relying on x-rays to grant superpowers, maybe it's time to reconsider your career path! Who needs medical school when you have a superhero origin story waiting in the radiology department? 🤔💥"

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What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

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You lose some, you lose some more.

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