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For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

3 weeks ago

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

1 month ago

If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

3 months ago