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Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

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I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

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Spotted on Discord:

Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Going viral on Facebook:

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

Live now on TikTok:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

Breaking via Slack:

A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

Breaking via WeChat:

I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

Breaking via Instagram:

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

Just landed via Instagram:

For the record, I use a turntable.

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Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Self-cleaning conscience.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on LinkedIn:

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Breaking via WeChat:

No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

Spotted on YouTube:

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

Breaking via Discord:

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

Reported on Twitch:

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

Trending via X:

As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

Making waves on Telegram:

Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

Going viral on Reddit:

Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

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