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Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Men be like, “You’ve been different ever since I disrespected you.”

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Seen just now on Twitch:

Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

Making waves on YouTube:

I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

Going viral on X:

I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

Trending via TikTok:

In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

Just landed via Twitch:

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

Just landed via Discord:

No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

Live now on Twitch:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Being awake is the worst.

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74 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

22 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

43 shares on Discord this month:

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

15 shares on Twitch this month:

Christmas is coming and you’re not.

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

10 shares on X this month:

Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

25 folks are currently checking 👀

My brain has too many tabs open.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

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I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

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I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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My phone screen is brighter than my future.

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“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

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Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Guess I’ll be getting the same thing for Christmas, again. Fat!

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

Just shared via Facebook:

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

Shared recently on Telegram:

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Calling the police when someone unfollows.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

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