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Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

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You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

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I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

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The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

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I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

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Aura is the real business card.

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I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

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I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

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All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

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The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

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The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

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My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

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My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

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Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

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I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

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Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

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If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

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Breaking news is really breaking me.

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Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

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I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

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I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

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Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

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I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

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I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

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Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My nickname in high school was β€œwho?”

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I have to stand in the shower about this.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

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Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

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