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You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

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Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

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Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

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Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

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It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

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You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

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Self-help books are brain rot. Return to fiction.

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Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.

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Body by sandwich.

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The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

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Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

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I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

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At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

Making waves on Discord:

For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

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I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

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If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

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They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

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I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

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“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

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I love one-pot recipes. So much less mess than when I was trying to cook things without a pot.

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Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

44 shares on Instagram this month:

I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

75 shares on TikTok this month:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

43 shares on Reddit this month:

The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

“This is a great weekend to clean out the garage,” according to my wife and other people who won’t be cleaning the garage.

36 shares on YouTube this month:

No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

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That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right past you.

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The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

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All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

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It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

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Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

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Date night idea: fight another couple.

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Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

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I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

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If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

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Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

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Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

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You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

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Is this simulation from Temu?

Seen just now on Slack:

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

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If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

Just shared via Facebook:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

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