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Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

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Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Never eat more than you can lift.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Netflix & by yourself.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

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Shared recently on Discord:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

Going viral on Instagram:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Just shared via YouTube:

The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

Making waves on TikTok:

You know it’s bad when people start telling you, you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

Trending via WeChat:

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

Spotted on Messenger:

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

Trending via Threads:

Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

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Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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Trending via Twitch:

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Spotted on WeChat:

“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

Just shared via Discord:

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Making waves on Instagram:

Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I actually do check to see if you told me happy birthday before I tell you.

Live now on Instagram:

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Just landed via Discord:

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

Breaking via Messenger:

They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

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