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Funny opener quotes

Funny opener quotes are the ultimate icebreakers πŸ˜‚βœ¨ Whether you’re starting a speech, a text, or just want to lighten the mood, these witty one-liners bring the giggles and good vibes right away πŸŽ‰πŸ˜„ Get ready to charm your audience and spark some smiles with a perfect blend of humor and cleverness! πŸš€πŸŽˆ

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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