Commentary:
"Breaking news: A revolutionary email opener has hit the scene! 💌✨ Say 'I am interested in bothering you!' and watch those responses flood in like never before. Who knew bothering someone could be so engaging? 😜 #EmailGameChanger"
Funny opener quotes
Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?
Commentary:
"Sex is cool and all, but let's talk about the satisfaction of smoothly opening a can with a can opener that actually works 💪🥫 Who needs romance when you have the perfect tool for your beans and tuna? 😂 #Priorities"