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Funny Ouija Board quotes

  • Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

    Commentary:
    “Those poor ghosts, no caller ID to screen out pesky spirits dialing in from the other side! 👻☎️ Better hope they don’t leave a voicemail asking for help with their haunting issues!”

  • Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

    Commentary:
    Sure thing! How about this: “If you think I’m bad at texting now, just wait until I’m ghosting you on the Ouija Board! 👻📱 #TextsFromTheAfterlife”

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