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Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Diet Coke so crisp I moaned.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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220 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,489

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,489

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,432

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WeChat:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Trending via WeChat:

Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

Spotted on YouTube:

Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

Trending via Snapchat:

I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

Just shared via Facebook:

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

Going bananas on YouTube:

If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

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40 shares on Instagram this month:

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

58 shares on Discord this month:

I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

49 shares on Slack this month:

The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

Fifty shades of I miss you.

36 shares on Threads this month:

Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

33 shares on Facebook this month:

I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

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I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

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The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

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I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

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Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

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I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

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I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

220 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,489

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,489

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,512

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

Shared recently on Slack:

Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

Spotted on Threads:

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

Seen just now on Facebook:

New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I keep my mind active by worrying.

Going bananas on TikTok:

That one British friend that’s too bloke.

Making waves on YouTube:

My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

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