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Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Painted all of my red flags orange for fall.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

I’m the ick in fantastic.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

Live now on WeChat:

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

Trending via TikTok:

Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

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There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

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91 shares on Instagram this month:

Ordering 600 pizzas from Washington, D.C., to rug pull on Polymarket.

95 shares on X this month:

The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

59 shares on Slack this month:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

66 shares on Threads this month:

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

29 shares on TikTok this month:

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

60 shares on Messenger this month:

I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

92 shares on Reddit this month:

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

21 shares on Instagram this month:

That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

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I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

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Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

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Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

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Fifty shades of I miss you.

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You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

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Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

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I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

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If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

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The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

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Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Coffee is better when you have no work.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

They should invent crushes that like you back.

Trending via Twitch:

My lips could use some attention today.

Trending via Discord:

Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’m perverted, but in an elegant and whimsical way.

Breaking via WeChat:

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Trending via Reddit:

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Just shared via Discord:

The problem is I am always the problem.

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