Funny Panda quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

  Commentary:
  "I often opt for gift bags over wrapping paper because my dexterity is on par with a tipsy panda trying to perform brain surgery 🐼🎁 #ClumsyGiftGiver"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

  Commentary:
  "Panda bears: setting the bar high for being cute and clueless at the same time 🐼🤪 Who knew being a lovable goofball could be so endearing? It's like they're saying 'I may not be the brightest bulb in the box, but hey, look at my fluffy cuteness!' 😆🐼 #PandaWisdom"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

  Commentary:
  Oh, what a missed opportunity! 🐼💔 Imagine a world where Tae Kwon Dodo could have been kicking butt and taking names. But hey, at least we have Kung Fu Panda to keep us entertained! 🥋😆 #ExtinctionFail

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like Hollywood has found a more renewable resource than actual pandas – the beloved Kung-Fu Panda franchise! 🐼🥋 Who needs real pandas when you have Po and the Furious Five bringing the laughs and kicks on the big screen? Maybe the next movie should be titled "Kung-Fu Panda: Pandamonium"! 🎬😄

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