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Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

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The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

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There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

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I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

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Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

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I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

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Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

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If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

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The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

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When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

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It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

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The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Spotted on YouTube:

Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

Spotted on Instagram:

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

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The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

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Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

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Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

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The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

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One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

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Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

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The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

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Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

Just landed via Instagram:

AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

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Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

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I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

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