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Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

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Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

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I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

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If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

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I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

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The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

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Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

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Funny parking space quotes 🚗😂 are the perfect way to add a little humor to those everyday parking struggles! Whether you’re circling the lot or squeezing into a tight spot, these witty lines bring laughs and relatable moments. Ready to turn parking frustration into giggles? Let’s dive into some hilarious takes on finding that elusive perfect space! 🅿️🤣 #ParkingProblems #LOL

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

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My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

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I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

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My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

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Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

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I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.

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Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

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If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

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If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

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No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

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Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

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I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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