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Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

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I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

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Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

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If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

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If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

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Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

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Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

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Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

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You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

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100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

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Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

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Funny peace of mind quotes bring a hilarious twist to staying calm and stress-free 😌😂. When life gets chaotic, these witty sayings remind us to chill out without taking ourselves too seriously 🧘‍♂️🎉. Ready to laugh your way to tranquility? Let’s dive into some clever lines that prove peace of mind can be both soothing and side-splitting! 😎✨

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Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

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No plans and no pants kind of day.

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The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

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Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

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That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

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So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

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Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

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Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

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I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

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