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Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

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Just shared via Pinterest:

Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

Trending via WeChat:

Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

Live now on Pinterest:

Unfortunately, forcing myself to take out the garbage, wash dishes, do a load of laundry, and vacuum has improved my mental health tenfold.

Spotted on Discord:

Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

Just shared via Pinterest:

You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.

Spotted on Pinterest:

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

Making waves on Pinterest:

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

Just shared via Instagram:

There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

Funny peace of mind quotes

Funny peace of mind quotes bring a hilarious twist to staying calm and stress-free 😌😂. When life gets chaotic, these witty sayings remind us to chill out without taking ourselves too seriously 🧘‍♂️🎉. Ready to laugh your way to tranquility? Let’s dive into some clever lines that prove peace of mind can be both soothing and side-splitting! 😎✨

New funny peace of mind quotes 👇

I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

4 weeks ago

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I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

1 month ago

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28 shares on Messenger this month:

My chakra went out for cigarettes.

62 shares on Slack this month:

The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

77 shares on Discord this month:

Times New Roman never did anything to anybody. It was a real trooper. Then society unceremoniously dethroned it.

12 shares on Threads this month:

Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

50 shares on Slack this month:

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

28 shares on YouTube this month:

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

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The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

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My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

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Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

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One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

Spotted on Messenger:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

Seen just now on Discord:

I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

Just landed via WeChat:

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Just shared via Reddit:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I brake for no one, except squirrels.

Going viral on Messenger:

Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

Making waves on TikTok:

Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

Spotted on Threads:

Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

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