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Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

They expect me to work at work.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

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Feb 3, 2026

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Making waves on Messenger:

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

Breaking via Slack:

If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

Live now on WeChat:

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

Shared recently on Discord:

Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

Just landed via Twitch:

My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

Funny peace of mind quotes

Funny peace of mind quotes bring a hilarious twist to staying calm and stress-free 😌😂. When life gets chaotic, these witty sayings remind us to chill out without taking ourselves too seriously 🧘‍♂️🎉. Ready to laugh your way to tranquility? Let’s dive into some clever lines that prove peace of mind can be both soothing and side-splitting! 😎✨

New funny peace of mind quotes 👇

I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

1 week ago

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I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

3 weeks ago

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49 shares on TikTok this month:

Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

83 shares on Reddit this month:

My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

Jeans have the tendency of looking neat when you’re about to wash them.

66 shares on Threads this month:

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

32 shares on Reddit this month:

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

79 shares on Facebook this month:

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

70 shares on Twitch this month:

Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

76 shares on X this month:

Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

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6 folks are currently checking 👀

Accidentally used my real personality at work today… heading to HR now.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

You’re like if “nope” was a person.

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You wake up at 6 a.m. and it’s like you have 48 hours instead of 24.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

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I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

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Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

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Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

24 folks are currently checking 👀

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Telegram:

Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

Just landed via Reddit:

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

Trending via X:

Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

Making waves on Instagram:

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

Going viral on X:

I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

Spotted on X:

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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