Funny phobia quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to worry about heights when you've got to navigate through doorways and squeeze into tight spaces? Forget skydiving, I've got to tackle the true challenge of fitting through a narrow hallway!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

  Commentary:
  "Who said conquering fears had to be a smooth ride? 🙈 Taking the stairs may be a little extra, but hey, at least it keeps you on your toes! 👟😄 #EscalatorPhobia"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the infamous spider sanctum! 🕷️🕸️ Who knew they had their own exclusive club in there? 😄 Looks like the arachnids have staked their claim! Don't want to disturb the eight-legged landlords, do we now? 🚫🕷️ #SpiderRoomDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the spider was just trying to send you on a spontaneous vacation! 🕷️🏝️ No need for a travel agent when you have arachnid room service, right?"

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