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Funny phobia quotes

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025
Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025