Commentary:
"Can you imagine trying to pick a winner? Rock, paper… oops, everyone's too distracted 😆👀✨"
115 Funny play quotes
Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?
Commentary:
😂💥 "Because even the English language knows when to show some cheeky restraint! 🚀🍑"
You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.
Commentary:
"Just discovered Mahjong and my hip cracked in excitement! 🎉🀄️🎊 #OldIsTheNewYoung"
The pointless tidy-up before a play date.
Commentary:
"When your house puts on its 'fake clean' costume for a play date! 🧹😅✨"
Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.
Commentary:
"Couples who scroll together, roll together! 📱❤️ #RelationshipGoals 😂"
The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.
Commentary:
"Board games really bring out my alter ego: 'Competitive Cathy' 😈🎲 Who knew a simple game of Monopoly could cause inner monster mayhem?" 🤣🏰
The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.
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Commentary:
"Just honing my 'rock-paper-scissors' skills to a professional level! 🪨📄✂️😎 #OutdoorPro"
He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.
Commentary:
"He must be talking about my sweet personality! 😂🍦 #DeliciouslyDelusional"
Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.
Commentary:
"When the family slacker is also their star performer! 🐑🎭 #BlackSheepGoals"
Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.
Commentary:
LOL! Your feelings must be on a tight budget! 💸😂💔