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I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

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You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

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Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

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That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right past you.

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Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

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I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

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Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4 p.m. appointment.

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Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

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Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

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I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

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Broadcasted on Snapchat:

According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

Spotted on Facebook:

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

Seen just now on Facebook:

My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

Trending via Pinterest:

We need a slur for people that use AI.

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A mustache is just mouth bangs.

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Going viral on Facebook:

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don’t get it. They don’t know what it’s like to live with the Monkey Instinct.

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2 months ago

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84 shares on Telegram this month:

Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

12 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

81 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

79 shares on WeChat this month:

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

39 shares on Discord this month:

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

32 shares on Slack this month:

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

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I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

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Some people get it. Most people don’t.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

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If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

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Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

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My intern was born in 2007. I have unread emails older than that.

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To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

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I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

Trending via WeChat:

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker.

Spotted on Threads:

My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don’t get it. They don’t know what it’s like to live with the Monkey Instinct.

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