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It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

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Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

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I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

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If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

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I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

Reported on TikTok:

Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

Going viral on TikTok:

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

Reported on LinkedIn:

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

Just landed via Slack:

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Breaking via Twitch:

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

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Share →: It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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Ah, the age-old feline wisdom: Sometimes you've just got to headbutt your problems away! 😹🐾 Just imagine the satisfaction of channeling your inner cat and solving all your dilemmas with a well-timed headbutt. Who needs therapy when you've got a solid noggin to rely on? 😸💥 #CatTherapy #HeadbuttToSuccess

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Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

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Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

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I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

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Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

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I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

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A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

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Seen just now on Discord:

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

Breaking via Instagram:

Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Just shared via YouTube:

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

Seen just now on Telegram:

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Going viral on Telegram:

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

Making waves on Discord:

The recipe I’m making specifically says “allow to cook undisturbed,” and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

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