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That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

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Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

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Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

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Live now on X:

I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

Making waves on Telegram:

I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

Seen just now on Discord:

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

Making waves on TikTok:

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

Spotted on Slack:

The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

Broadcasted on Messenger:

At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

Making waves on Twitch:

Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

Going viral on Slack:

First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Blink if you want me!

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Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

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Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Pinterest:

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

Trending via Reddit:

I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

Just landed via YouTube:

Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

Trending via Slack:

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

Shared recently on TikTok:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

Shared recently on WeChat:

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

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