Funny rage bait quotes

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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

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No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

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I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

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If I were an organ, I’d fail.

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

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69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

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I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.