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Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

My soulmate is chocolate cake.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Jan 7, 2026

3,373

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Just shared via Messenger:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

Making waves on YouTube:

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Trending via Reddit:

Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

Spotted on Messenger:

You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

Funny rappers quotes

Funny rappers quotes bring the perfect mix of clever wordplay and hilarious vibes 🎤😂 From witty punchlines to unexpected twists, these lines will have you laughing out loud and nodding your head in agreement 🎧🔥 Whether you’re a hip-hop fan or just love a good joke, these quotes serve up endless entertainment and good vibes. Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even spit some bars yourself! 😎🎶

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Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

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2 months ago

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Someone from 🇯🇵 has recently shared this quote.

19 shares on Threads this month.
UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

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2 months ago

bird, British, Cholmondeley, comely, flat, humor, i, lifestyle, marchioness, motors, own, posh, rappers, UK

Someone from 🇧🇮 has recently copied this quote.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month.
That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

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3 months ago

humor, just, lyric, mispronunciation, moment, music, pronunciation, rapper, rappers, rhyme, word, wordplay

Someone from 🇪🇸 has recently bookmarked this quote.

119 shares on Discord this month.

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14 shares on Facebook this month:

Jeans have the tendency of looking neat when you’re about to wash them.

92 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

60 shares on Slack this month:

If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

23 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

58 shares on Slack this month:

An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

Dear wallet, please get pregnant.

41 shares on X this month:

I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

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18 folks are currently checking 👀

Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Messenger:

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

Spotted on YouTube:

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

Going bananas on YouTube:

If I were you, I would rather be me.

Making waves on Threads:

Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

Trending via WeChat:

(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

Seen just now on Threads:

When my friends are religious, I pretend not to notice.

Just landed via Twitch:

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

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