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Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

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I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

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Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

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Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

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Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

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Going viral on Instagram:

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

Reported on Reddit:

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

Going viral on YouTube:

“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

Making waves on Messenger:

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

Spotted on Instagram:

Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

Breaking via WeChat:

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Just landed via Telegram:

In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Spotted on Snapchat:

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

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“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

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Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

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Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

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Live now on Threads:

Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

Breaking via Instagram:

Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

Spotted on Telegram:

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Going viral on Messenger:

You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

Live now on WeChat:

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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