Funny red carpet quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

  Commentary:
  Haha, same! I’d need an avant-garde disaster cover story just to survive the wardrobe check! 😅🎨✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the audacity of a day starting without a red carpet! 🙄 Clearly, the paparazzi missed the memo! Better luck tomorrow, superstar! ⭐️📸 #AListProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a red flag when you can command the whole red carpet with sass and style! 💃🏼✨ Strut your stuff, darling, you're the star of the show! 🌟 #RedCarpetReady"

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