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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

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Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

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If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

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Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

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Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

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I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

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Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

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I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

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I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

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The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

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Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

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It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

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If you relate to me, get some help!

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The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

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I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

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Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

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It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

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The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

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Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

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Netflix & by yourself.

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I need a massage for my brain.

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Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

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Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

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I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

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If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

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Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

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Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

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“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

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Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

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I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

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