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Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

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15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Breaking via Pinterest:

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

Spotted on Reddit:

People who accuse me of delusions of grandeur, obviously don’t worship me enough.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

Making waves on Reddit:

Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

Going bananas on Threads:

Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

Live now on Instagram:

Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

72 shares on Twitch this month:

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

82 shares on Discord this month:

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

83 shares on Facebook this month:

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

64 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

24 shares on Discord this month:

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

68 shares on Slack this month:

I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Just being myself is how we got into this mess.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

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90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

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I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

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“This is a great weekend to clean out the garage,” according to my wife and other people who won’t be cleaning the garage.

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Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

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Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

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And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

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17,479

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15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Messenger:

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

Just shared via Instagram:

“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

Seen just now on Reddit:

When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

Making waves on Twitch:

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

Shared recently on Twitch:

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

Trending via TikTok:

“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

Spotted on WeChat:

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

Live now on X:

I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

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