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Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,573

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via X:

Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

Just landed via X:

Salary week, but salary weak.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

Just shared via Threads:

Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

Just shared via Messenger:

I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

Going viral on Messenger:

OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

Breaking via Reddit:

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

Going viral on Slack:

Showering at night is so sexy and clean and self-care vibes. Showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.

Going viral on Facebook:

I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

14 shares on Facebook this month:

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

34 shares on X this month:

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

67 shares on YouTube this month:

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

28 shares on YouTube this month:

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

65 shares on X this month:

Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

34 shares on Reddit this month:

If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I overthink, therefore I am.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

5 folks are currently checking 👀

New year update: losing everything but weight.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

7 folks are currently checking 👀

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,324

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

Just landed via Telegram:

You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.

Shared recently on X:

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

Going viral on YouTube:

“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

Live now on Instagram:

“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

Trending via Snapchat:

“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

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