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Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

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Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

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Shared recently on Facebook:

I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

Spreading quickly via X:

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

Making waves on Slack:

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

Live now on Snapchat:

I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

Making waves on Messenger:

Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

Reported on Discord:

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

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Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Twitter is an abusement park.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

Going viral on Snapchat:

Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

Making waves on WeChat:

I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

Going viral on YouTube:

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

Trending via Threads:

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

Just shared via Snapchat:

It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

Going viral on Slack:

Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

Freshly posted on X:

If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

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