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Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

Spotted on Facebook:

Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

Just landed via TikTok:

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

Making waves on Telegram:

I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

Just shared via Reddit:

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

Going viral on Instagram:

My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

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64 shares on Telegram this month:

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

76 shares on Discord this month:

As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

12 shares on Slack this month:

Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

33 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

14 shares on Snapchat this month:

We literally used to write an essay by hand.

52 shares on Telegram this month:

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

62 shares on TikTok this month:

Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

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Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

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I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.

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Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

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A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

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I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

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Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

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I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

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Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

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Shared recently on Instagram:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

Freshly posted on X:

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

Breaking via Twitch:

“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

Spotted on Twitch:

Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

Shared recently on Threads:

Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve.

Trending via Discord:

Back to the Future and chill?

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