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Funny schedules quotes

There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

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