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I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

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I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

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I forgot how weird November is. There’s no afternoon; it’s just night after 3 p.m.

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Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

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The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

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Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

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My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

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I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.

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I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro β€” it’s not personal.

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After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

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Just shared via Pinterest:

I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: β€œWow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

Breaking via Instagram:

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

Breaking via X:

My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

Just shared via Messenger:

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

Going viral on Twitch:

Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

Seen just now on X:

The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

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41 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

43 shares on Instagram this month:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

23 shares on Discord this month:

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

99 shares on Twitch this month:

There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

31 shares on Slack this month:

Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

12 shares on Slack this month:

I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

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Why read the room when you can leave the room?

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The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

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I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

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They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

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Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡± has viewed:

In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

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My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

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I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ has shared:

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

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Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

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I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

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Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

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The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

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Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

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Spotted on Telegram:

Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

Just shared via Reddit:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

Just landed via Pinterest:

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Just landed via TikTok:

Marriage is just asking each other, β€œWhat do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, β€œNo, not that,” until death do us part.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

Trending via Threads:

Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

Making waves on Slack:

β€œIt’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

Spotted on Threads:

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

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