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Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

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We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

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Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

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Scrolling should count as cardio.

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Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

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Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

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Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

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Live now on Reddit:

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

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If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

Trending via YouTube:

I need you to put the fun in refund!

Just landed via Slack:

When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

Just landed via Slack:

Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

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I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

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The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

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You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

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Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

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Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

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Just landed via X:

Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

Breaking via Facebook:

The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

Just shared via Messenger:

Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

Making waves on Reddit:

Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

Going bananas on Threads:

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

Spotted on Slack:

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

Spotted on TikTok:

Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

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