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When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

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Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Oh good. Another day.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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Going bananas on LinkedIn:

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

Going viral on TikTok:

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

Just shared via Discord:

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Trending via Facebook:

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

Trending via Pinterest:

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

Making waves on Facebook:

Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

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52 shares on X this month:

Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

40 shares on Instagram this month:

There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

76 shares on YouTube this month:

“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

81 shares on Telegram this month:

So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

47 shares on Reddit this month:

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

22 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

80 shares on TikTok this month:

“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

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15 folks are currently checking 👀

Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

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Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

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I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

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I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

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Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

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My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

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The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.

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Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

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Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Rap fell off when literacy stopped being a requirement.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Reddit:

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

Making waves on Telegram:

I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

Shared recently on Threads:

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

Just shared via Instagram:

Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

Just landed via Instagram:

And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

Going viral on YouTube:

My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

Just landed via WeChat:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

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