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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

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Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

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Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

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Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

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“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

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A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

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My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

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Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

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Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

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Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.

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The first step to recovery is addiction.

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Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

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Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

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I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

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You’re never alone. There’s mold.

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Salary week, but salary weak.

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Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

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Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

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There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

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Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

Making waves on Reddit:

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

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What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, β€œAre you all right”?

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Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

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