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Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

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The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

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If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

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Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

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A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

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My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.

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What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

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I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

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Not going is the new leaving early.

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She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

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No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

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I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

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There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

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Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

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Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

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Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

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If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

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Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

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At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

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If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

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Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

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Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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Occupation: the ugly friend!

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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