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Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

My plan is to die young as late as possible.

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

Going viral on Twitch:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Spotted on Instagram:

My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

Live now on Slack:

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

Making waves on Messenger:

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

Just landed via Slack:

The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

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Funny simple life quotes bring a splash of humor to everyday moments 🌟😂 Whether you’re sipping coffee ☕️ or stuck in traffic 🚗, these witty nuggets remind us not to take life too seriously. Embrace the silly side of simplicity and let laughter lighten your day 🎉😄 Ready to smile and keep things easy? Dive into the world of funny vibes and simple truths that brighten up even the busiest days! 🌈✨

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Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Social media is mental suicide.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Telegram:

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

Spotted on Instagram:

You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

Breaking via Pinterest:

This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

Spotted on Messenger:

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

Seen just now on Telegram:

My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

You’re never alone. There’s mold.

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