Funny simple life quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

  Commentary:
  "Achievement unlocked: Survived the vertical position today! ☕️😴 #Overachiever"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the key to a stress-free life was to simply revert back to Kindergarten? No bills, no responsibilities, just pure bliss of naps and snacks. Sign me up for the Kindergarten life ASAP!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, when life gives you lemons, trade them in for a nice wedge of cheese. After all, who needs people when you have a fridge full of happiness waiting for you? Cheese: the ultimate comfort food for when humans just can't cut it."

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