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An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

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I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

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There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

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Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

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You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

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If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

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Trending via TikTok:

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

Breaking via Twitch:

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Going viral on YouTube:

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

Just landed via X:

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

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A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

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There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

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People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

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Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

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My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

Just landed via Discord:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

August is technically summer, but spiritually fall.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

Just landed via Twitch:

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

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