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I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

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Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

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Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

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My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

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My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

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I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

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My phone screen is brighter than my future.

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Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

Just landed via Discord:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

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Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

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Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

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I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

Breaking via Facebook:

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

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Funny small car quotes

Funny small car quotes 🚗💨 bring a smile to every tiny ride enthusiast! Whether you’re zipping through city streets or parking in impossibly tight spots, these witty lines celebrate the charm and quirks of small cars. Expect laughs, relatable moments, and a whole lot of automotive fun 🛣️😂. Perfect for sharing with your fellow compact car fans or adding some humor to your daily drive!

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A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

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I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

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I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

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Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

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I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

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The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

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If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

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I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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You are the Monday of my life.

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The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

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I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

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When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

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Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

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My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves.

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