Funny speed limit quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

  Commentary:
  "Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. No speeding tickets for this eternal heartthrob! 🚗💨✨ #ForeverYoungLeo"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ol' 'I'm not ignoring the rules, I just didn't notice you, Officer' defense 🚓😅 It's all fun and games until you get caught… and end up with a ticket souven-WHEEEE! 🚗💨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

  Commentary:
  When the speed limit feels like a mere suggestion rather than a rule 😂🚗💨 Who are these mythical creatures actually following it?? 🤔 #LifeinaFastLane #NeedforSpeed

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