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Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

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Just shared via WeChat:

My ideal man is a kindhearted little freak.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

Spotted on Discord:

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

Going viral on Facebook:

Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

Breaking via YouTube:

You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

Just shared via Facebook:

I smile at all animals, just not the human ones.

Spotted on Reddit:

I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

Spotted on Discord:

Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

Live now on Slack:

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

Funny speed limit quotes

Funny speed limit quotes 🚗💨 bring a hilarious twist to those road signs we often ignore! Whether you’re a speed demon or a cautious cruiser, these witty sayings add a spark of humor to every drive. Get ready to smile, laugh, and maybe even slow down a little—because who said traffic rules can’t be fun? 😂🛣️ #RoadTripVibes #SpeedLimitLaughs

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Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

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You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

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54 shares on Discord this month:

Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

92 shares on WeChat this month:

My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

58 shares on Discord this month:

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

10 shares on Instagram this month:

If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

42 shares on Discord this month:

Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

31 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Therapy? I have Spotify.

68 shares on X this month:

What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

93 shares on Discord this month:

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

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I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

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The only way to my heart is with a knife.

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Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

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Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

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I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

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My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

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Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

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You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

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Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

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Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

Just shared via Facebook:

One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Going viral on Threads:

I’ve had enough. I’m ready to spend an eternity in the arms of my lover.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Trending via Pinterest:

I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

Shared recently on YouTube:

I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

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