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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

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Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

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I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

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The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

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Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

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My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

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I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

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She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

Live now on WeChat:

Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

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If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

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I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

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I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

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If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

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“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

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Funny speed limit quotes

Funny speed limit quotes 🚗💨 bring a hilarious twist to those road signs we often ignore! Whether you’re a speed demon or a cautious cruiser, these witty sayings add a spark of humor to every drive. Get ready to smile, laugh, and maybe even slow down a little—because who said traffic rules can’t be fun? 😂🛣️ #RoadTripVibes #SpeedLimitLaughs

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Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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"Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. No speeding tickets for this eternal heartthrob! 🚗💨✨ #ForeverYoungLeo"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ol' 'I'm not ignoring the rules, I just didn't notice you, Officer' defense 🚓😅 It's all fun and games until you get caught… and end up with a ticket souven-WHEEEE! 🚗💨"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

Commentary:
When the speed limit feels like a mere suggestion rather than a rule 😂🚗💨 Who are these mythical creatures actually following it?? 🤔 #LifeinaFastLane #NeedforSpeed

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Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

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There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

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I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

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I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

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“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

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Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

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Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

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Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

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Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

Reported on Reddit:

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

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Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

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‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

Making waves on Pinterest:

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

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People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

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