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Finding extra cash during the holidays is like finding a unicorn in my wallet 🦄💸
96 Funny spending quotes
Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.
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Adulting level unlocked: Realizing the "There's food at home" prophecy was true all along! 🍞🏠😂
Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.
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When life gives you receipts, just remember you're writing your financial autobiography! 📚💸😂
Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.
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Nighttime explorer by trade, professional bed-homebody by choice! 🛌🚀🙃
Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.
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Trying to figure out if I inherited my stubbornness or if it's a family heirloom 🤔😂👵📜
Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.
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When life gives you billionaires, make lemonade… and charge them $10 for it! 💼🍋💸
What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?
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When your wallet and your willpower aren’t on speaking terms 😂💸🧠
I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.
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Amen to that! I'm totally on board with spending a few bucks to avoid assembling another piece of confusing furniture. 🛋️🤣🛠️
Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.
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I'd be richer than the Monopoly man and possibly a bit more sober! 🍾💸😆
Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.
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I aspire to reach the tax bracket where I don't have to worry about my paper towel usage 😂🧻💸