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When you realize your road trip snack stash could fund a sugar factory 🍭🍫🍪🚗
99 Funny spending quotes
In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.
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Finally, a financial plan I can stick to: invest heavily in catnip and cuddles! 🐱💰😸
Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.
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All aboard the AI Express! We'd have trains so smart, they'd start offering career advice. 🚂🤖💰
The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.
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Finding extra cash during the holidays is like finding a unicorn in my wallet 🦄💸
Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.
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Adulting level unlocked: Realizing the "There's food at home" prophecy was true all along! 🍞🏠😂
Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.
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When life gives you receipts, just remember you're writing your financial autobiography! 📚💸😂
Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.
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Nighttime explorer by trade, professional bed-homebody by choice! 🛌🚀🙃
Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.
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Trying to figure out if I inherited my stubbornness or if it's a family heirloom 🤔😂👵📜
Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.
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When life gives you billionaires, make lemonade… and charge them $10 for it! 💼🍋💸
What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?
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When your wallet and your willpower aren’t on speaking terms 😂💸🧠