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Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

My ex was like “I know a spot,” then took me to the lowest point in my life.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

Shared recently on Discord:

Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

Making waves on Snapchat:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

Shared recently on X:

The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

Shared recently on Threads:

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

Spotted on WeChat:

ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

50 shares on Twitch this month:

Me to HR: Okay, but you have to admit that was funny.

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

18 shares on Threads this month:

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

33 shares on Messenger this month:

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

22 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

93 shares on Slack this month:

That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

37 shares on Slack this month:

Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

72 shares on Twitch this month:

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

10 folks are currently checking 👀

You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

You could waterboard pretty much any embarrassing information out of me. I’m very waterboardable.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

The future is buffering.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Discord:

Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

Seen just now on Telegram:

You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

Just shared via Reddit:

You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

Shared recently on WeChat:

Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

Making waves on Slack:

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

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