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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

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The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

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Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

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Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

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Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

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I’m here by unpopular demand.

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Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

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It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

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Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Seen just now on Telegram:

They should invent someone who holds me.

Making waves on Discord:

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

Breaking via Threads:

Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Trending via Twitch:

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

Going viral on Facebook:

That awkward moment between birth and death.

Breaking via WeChat:

Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

Just landed via TikTok:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

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You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

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Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

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There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

My bad habits got renewed for another season.

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

Trending via Reddit:

Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

Spotted on Instagram:

My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

Live now on Discord:

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Going viral on Twitch:

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

Trending via X:

I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

Shared recently on Reddit:

American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

Just shared via TikTok:

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

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