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Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

He took my last fry, your honor.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,967

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Just shared via Twitch:

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Just landed via Pinterest:

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

Just shared via Reddit:

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

Going bananas on Telegram:

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

Seen just now on Discord:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

Making waves on Snapchat:

You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

Trending via Discord:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

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26 shares on Telegram this month:

Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

100 shares on Threads this month:

Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

93 shares on X this month:

Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

27 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

36 shares on X this month:

If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

65 shares on TikTok this month:

I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

98 shares on Discord this month:

Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

21 shares on Twitch this month:

Why read the room when you can leave the room?

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11 folks are currently checking 👀

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

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No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

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The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

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Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

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“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

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It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

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When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,616

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Making waves on Reddit:

How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

Spotted on Facebook:

Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

Trending via YouTube:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Live now on TikTok:

I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

Just landed via Discord:

The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

Just landed via Facebook:

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

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