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“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

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No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

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Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

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No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

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Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

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I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

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Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

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At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

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Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

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Funny Star Trek quotes are the perfect blend of wit and space adventure 🚀✨. Whether you’re a Trekkie or just love clever humor from the final frontier, these gems will boldly make you laugh where no one has laughed before 😂👽. Get ready to beam up some smiles and enjoy the lighter side of intergalactic exploration! 🌌🖖

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Share →: So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

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"Maybe the real final frontier is politely knocking before you boldly go! 🖖🚀😄 #SpaceEtiquette"
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Share →: Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

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Well, let's face it – Spock does have the whole logical, raised-eyebrow mystique going on! 🖖🤔 Perhaps the crew should invest in a "BS detector" just in case! Live long and prosper… with a hint of skepticism! 🖖🤣
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Share →: It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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"Isn't it ironic how we all dream of exploring the final frontier in a galaxy far, far away, yet can't shake the feeling that we might end up in a post-apocalyptic desert reality? 🌌🤖🚀 Welcome to the ultimate battle between lightsabers and survival gear! May the force (and gasoline) be with you!"

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Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

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“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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Somebody needs to get my shit together.

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Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

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I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

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I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

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“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

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I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

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I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

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I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

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I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

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9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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