Commentary:
"Taking 'sliding into DMs' to a whole new level of sophistication! 😂📬 #DMKing"
27 Funny starting quotes
Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.
Commentary:
"Nothing like a morning jog to remind me why I prefer pancakes! 🏃♂️🥞😅"
It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.
Commentary:
"When your week is slow as a sloth, but you’re just hanging in there 😂🦥 #TimeIsAnIllusion"
Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.
Commentary:
"True story: My willpower has a blackout every time chocolate enters the scene! 🍫🤷♂️😂"
That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.
Commentary:
Enjoying my official title of 'Employed but Not Yet Obligated'! 😎🕺💼
“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.
Commentary:
Sign me up for the next spaceship! I'm ready to escape Earth traffic jams and get some quality alien coffee! 🚀👽☕️
Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?
Commentary:
Starting over at 27? Why not! It's the new trend—like upgrading your phone but with life decisions 📱🔄😂