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Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

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Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

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This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

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Women are actually very understanding if you’re honest with them, especially if they like you. You don’t even have to do all that lying.

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It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

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The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

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This Monday has Monday written all over it.

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I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

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Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

Going viral on Reddit:

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

Live now on Messenger:

Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

Seen just now on X:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

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Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

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Funny statue quotes bring stone-cold humor to life with a cheeky twist! 🗿😂 Whether it’s statues caught in awkward poses or immortalized expressions, these witty captions turn silent art into loud laughs. Ready to see history sass its way into your feed? Get ready for a blend of culture and comedy that’s anything but statuesque! 🎭✨ #LaughWithTheLegends

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Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

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My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

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On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

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I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

Live now on Snapchat:

A garlic a day keeps people away.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

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Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

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I will sit in the rain about this.

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The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

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