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Funny strict quotes bring a hilarious twist to no-nonsense rules and serious faces 😎📏. They prove that discipline doesn’t have to be dull—sometimes, a little humor is the best way to keep things in line 😂🔥. Ready to laugh while learning some tough love? Let’s dive into the world where strict meets silly and rules get a cheeky upgrade! 🎉💼

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Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

1 month ago
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I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

1 month ago
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Strict parents raise good liars.

2 months ago
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Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

3 months ago
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Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

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Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

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It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

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I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

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Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

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It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

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I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

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Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.

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My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

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Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

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Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

Strict parents raise good liars.

Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

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I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

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August is technically summer, but spiritually fall.

You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

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Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

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When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

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