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Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Going viral on Instagram:

I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

Trending via X:

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

Trending via Twitch:

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

Just landed via TikTok:

I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

Live now on Instagram:

Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

Broadcasted on Threads:

It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

Seen just now on Telegram:

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

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42 shares on X this month:

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

41 shares on Instagram this month:

Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

35 shares on Facebook this month:

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

50 shares on Instagram this month:

What are cats even trying to do?

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

I suffer from awesomnia.

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Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

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The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

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The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

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I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

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If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

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I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Asking him what his favorite dinosaur is on the first date to determine compatibility.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Snapchat:

Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Spotted on Facebook:

Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

Making waves on WeChat:

For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

Making waves on Instagram:

Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

Just landed via Messenger:

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

Trending via Instagram:

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

Breaking via Messenger:

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

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