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Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

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Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

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Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

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My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

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Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

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I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

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You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

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I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

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Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

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A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

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Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

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Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

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I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

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Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

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Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

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I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

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Funny stupid thing quotes are the perfect way to laugh at those silly moments when our brains take a little vacation 😂🧠 From hilarious blunders to goofy decisions, these quotes remind us that everyone has their “what was I thinking?” days 🤪💭 Ready to embrace the silly side of life and share some chuckles? Let’s dive into the world of funny, stupid, and totally relatable moments! 🎉🤣

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Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

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If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

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Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

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Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

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It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

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Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

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I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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Is this art or trash?

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Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

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TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

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Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

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Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

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Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

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This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

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I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

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I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

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Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

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