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There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

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“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

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Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

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My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

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People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

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They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

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I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

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Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

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I’ve disappointed better people.

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At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

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I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

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Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

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Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

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I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

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Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

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36 shares on WeChat this month:

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

22 shares on Instagram this month:

Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

89 shares on Telegram this month:

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

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I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

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Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

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When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

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It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

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Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

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My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

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Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

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I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

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The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

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Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

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My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

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Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

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Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

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Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

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“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

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Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

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Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

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