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Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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Reported on YouTube:

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Live now on X:

Take my advice, I’m not using it.

Just landed via WeChat:

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

Shared recently on X:

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

Breaking via Instagram:

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Just landed via Reddit:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

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Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

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Going viral on Threads:

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

Seen just now on Telegram:

“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Spotted on Reddit:

I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

How do I un-know people?

Making waves on Slack:

Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

Breaking via Slack:

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

Making waves on Pinterest:

This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

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