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Funny Super Mario quotes bring a burst of nostalgia and laughter to fans everywhere 🎮🍄 From Mario’s quirky catchphrases to Bowser’s unexpected sass, these lines add extra charm to the Mushroom Kingdom 🌟 Ready to level up your day with some playful vibes and classic gaming humor? Let’s jump right in and power-up your smile! 😄🚀

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Share →: If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

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“Clearly, all you need is a power-up mushroom! 🍄🦘”
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Share →: The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

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"Ah yes, Super Mario always making the extraordinary sound so ordinary! 🍄💥 Who wouldn't want to jump around, eat mushrooms, and channel their inner plumber for a little critter crushing? It's just another day in the Mushroom Kingdom! 🌟🎮 #MarioLogic"

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I was dropped as an adult.

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I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

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Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

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You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

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Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

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I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

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Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

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Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

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If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

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Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

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Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Is losing your mind a hobby?

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

I need a long hot meteor shower.

I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

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Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

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Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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