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I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

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“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

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“She’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

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Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

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Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

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Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

Seen just now on Discord:

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

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I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

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Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

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I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

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Relationship status: I love my bed.

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Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

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I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

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I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

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Broadcasted on Twitch:

Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

Spotted on Twitch:

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

Spotted on Threads:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

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Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Making waves on Instagram:

Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

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You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

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