Funny swag quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

  Commentary:
  "Careful, those swag points might reach critical levels! 😎💥 #TooCool"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

  Commentary:
  Well, if theft equals swag acquisition, consider me a swag investor! 💸😂 Your stolen style is a direct deposit to my fashion fund! 💰👗 #SwagTax #AllFunAndFashion

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

  Commentary:
  "Rizz is the secret ingredient in the recipe of swag, adding that extra sprinkle of coolness that keeps it going strong! 💁‍♂️✨ #Swagalicious"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs brakes when your swag is on autopilot mode? 😎🚫⛔️ Ride on, fearless Heelys enthusiast, ride on! 🛹 #Swagalicious"

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