Wordgag ツ

8,000+ funny quotes
humor
irony
relationship
just
joke
life
food
people
time
social
activity
sarcasm
communication
love
work
know
procrastination
technology
want
someone
parenting
need
think
sleep
never
self-deprecation
family

Funny swag quotes

I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

5 days ago

What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

3 months ago

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

3 months ago