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I'd save so much on gas and sanity if teleportation was an app! 🚀📱
659 Funny technology quotes
They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.
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I need a version of Twitter that understands I’m in a committed relationship with my tweets—stop playing hard to get! 😅🕵️♂️📱
Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account.
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Microsoft's paranoia level: Jedi Master 🧙♂️🔒🤖
Santa went woke and gave me a small solar panel instead of coal.
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Looks like I'm on the "bright" list this year! 😆🔆🎅
Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.
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I think my Tamagotchi would need therapy after spending too much time with me now 😂📵🐣
We need a slur for people that use AI.
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Can't help but wonder if "robo-chatters" would spark an AI revolution 🤖💬 #WatchOutForTheOverlords
Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.
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Saying goodnight to my work apps like the world's most digital bedtime story. 💻🌙😴
Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.
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Can't wait for the AI bubble to pop so we can finally get those flying cars and jetpacks our internet ancestors promised 🚀😂
Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.
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Sounds like ChatGPT has a mirror mode for brains! 🤖🧠🔄
Can the AI bubble just pop already? Everyone hates this crap.
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When the AI bubble pops, I'll be here with popcorn and a front-row seat 🍿🤖💥