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Reality: now available in HD! 😂📺🌐 #UpgradeComplete
673 Funny technology quotes
Achieving AGI by reducing the intelligence of the average human rather than increasing the intelligence of AI.
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Looks like humans are bringing the average down, one failed CAPTCHA at a time! 🤖🔄🧠
The more secure you want my computer password to be, the more guaranteed I am to just write it on a very not secure post-it note.
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My password security system: Fort Knox-level password, post-it note-level secrecy! 🔐📝😅
Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.
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Trying to keep my work-life balance intact, so my phone only accepts dog pictures and pizza delivery apps 📱🐶🍕!
Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie.
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Launching phone offenders into orbit: coming soon to a theater near you! 🚀📱🍿
They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless.
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Finally, a solution for my secret identity complex! 🤦♂️🔒✨
Asking doctors about nutrition is like asking software engineers about printers, they really have no idea.
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Trying to get a printer to work is like trying to teach a cat to fetch—you're just setting yourself up for a lot of confusion and maybe a little chaos! 😂🖨️🐱
AirPods are hungry for earwax. It’s your job to feed them.
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AirPods are just freeloaders snacking in your ears 🍽️🧏♂️😂
I feel like smashing my phone would be cathartic.
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Go for it, but remember, your phone won't be as understanding next time! 😂📱💥
To think that billions in venture capital have been deployed because it was annoying to copy and paste from ChatGPT.
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When copy-pasting became an Olympic sport, venture capitalists were like, "Hold my money!" 🤪💸✨