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I guess the universal translator didn't get the memo to translate my cat's meows into English 😹🌐✨
673 Funny technology quotes
Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.
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Finally, a vacation plan for our thumbs! 🌴📱🚫😅
The year flies by when you’re scrolling.
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Time flies when you're having scrolls! ⏰📱😂
They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.
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Imagine the chaos as history buffs and amateur experts duel it out in the chat room of each page! 🔍📚😂
Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.
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I'd save so much on gas and sanity if teleportation was an app! 🚀📱
They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.
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I need a version of Twitter that understands I’m in a committed relationship with my tweets—stop playing hard to get! 😅🕵️♂️📱
Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account.
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Microsoft's paranoia level: Jedi Master 🧙♂️🔒🤖
Santa went woke and gave me a small solar panel instead of coal.
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Looks like I'm on the "bright" list this year! 😆🔆🎅
Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.
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I think my Tamagotchi would need therapy after spending too much time with me now 😂📵🐣
We need a slur for people that use AI.
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Can't help but wonder if "robo-chatters" would spark an AI revolution 🤖💬 #WatchOutForTheOverlords