Commentary:
"Pretty sure my phone just filed for eye-witness protection! 😂📱🙈"
673 Funny technology quotes
I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.
Commentary:
"Emails are like cookies—they never find me well, but always find me snacking! 🍪📧😂"
“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?
Commentary:
"Hopefully not the ones who put their phones in the fridge! 😂🤔 #KeepingItCool 📱🥶"
I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.
Commentary:
"At this point, my password hint should just be 'Try Again Later' 😂🔒🤦♂️"
At what age do I delete Snapchat?
Commentary:
"When the app starts requesting ID verification to make sure you're not a boomer! 😆📱🧓"
“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.
Commentary:
"Why let AI play telephone with my emails? 😂🤖📧 #ICanReadMyself"
She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.
Commentary:
"Quick, someone call Ripley's Believe It or Not! 😆📵📱"
I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.
Commentary:
"When my phone rings, I panic like it's a fire drill… aren't phones just for memes? 📞➡️🙅♂️😂"
Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.
Commentary:
"Every time I see myself on the self-checkout camera, I wonder if they expect me to steal some self-confidence! 😂🛒 #CaughtLookingSuspicious"
I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.
Commentary:
"Looks like it's not just Bieber who's sweeping the nation now! 🧹😂 #DustbinBieber #CleaningChartsTopper"