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Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

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Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Life is really sucking the life out of me.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

A McRib killed my tapeworm.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

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Just shared via Discord:

There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Ordering 600 pizzas from Washington, D.C., to rug pull on Polymarket.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

Trending via Snapchat:

A McRib killed my tapeworm.

Seen just now on Discord:

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

Trending via Slack:

In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

Trending via Reddit:

God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

Going bananas on Messenger:

People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

Making waves on WeChat:

I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

Funny tennis quotes

Funny tennis quotes serve up a perfect mix of 🎾 wit and charm to lighten the mood on and off the court! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just love a good rally, these clever lines will have you laughing louder than a missed serve 😂. Ready to ace your day with some humor? Let’s dive into the funniest spins and volleys that tennis fans everywhere can relate to! 🎉🏆

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Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

2 weeks ago

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I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

2 weeks ago

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Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

2 weeks ago

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42 shares on Snapchat this month:

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

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Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

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I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

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I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

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Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

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“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

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Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

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Christmas is coming and you’re not.

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Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Slack:

I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

Spotted on Facebook:

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

Trending via Telegram:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

Going viral on Twitch:

The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

Trending via YouTube:

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Breaking via Twitch:

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

Seen just now on Reddit:

TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

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