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When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

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Earth is hard.

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Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

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Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

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Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

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As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

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If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

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When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

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I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

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I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

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You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

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To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

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Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

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Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

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With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

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Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

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Funny tennis quotes serve up a perfect mix of 🎾 wit and charm to lighten the mood on and off the court! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just love a good rally, these clever lines will have you laughing louder than a missed serve 😂. Ready to ace your day with some humor? Let’s dive into the funniest spins and volleys that tennis fans everywhere can relate to! 🎉🏆

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Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

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When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

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I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

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I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

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Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

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I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

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“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

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My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

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Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

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When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

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Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

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Don’t study, get slutty!

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Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

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Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

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Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

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