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Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

Going bananas on Threads:

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

Spotted on Facebook:

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

16 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Welcome to your 50s. If you don’t have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.

12 shares on Facebook this month:

I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

64 shares on Telegram this month:

Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

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10 folks are currently checking 👀

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

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According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

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Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

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I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

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I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything.

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I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

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Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

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Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I miss when 1K was a lot of money.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Telegram:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

Making waves on TikTok:

I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Seen just now on YouTube:

App idea: couples upload their arguments. The internet votes on who was right.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

Making waves on Facebook:

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

Making waves on Pinterest:

They should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you.

Spotted on WeChat:

Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

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